Robin Williams
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students
Never pick a fight with an ugly person; they've got nothing to lose.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude.
Homer Simpsons
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
UPDATE: Alfred Newman
Thanks to Mala2e6 I've a new guest...sure there is nobody like Homer and Robin Williams...but he is good enough :
A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!
Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults!
You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train!
UPDATE 2: Timon & Pumba
I just Looooooooove them....specially en egyptian :
Hakuna Matata 7ekma naghamha lazeez...Hakuna Matata 2erme el Madi ele ygheez !
El regl etdeb ma6ra7 ma t7eb
Inkasaft we zad 2alami
Tenkesef leeh ?
Fakart aghayar esme
El esem zanbo eih ?
Herebt men el ghaba
3ashan ghasheem
3ashan ghasheem
we 3esht be ka2aba
Pumba...t3a2adsh el wad ya bheem !!
Dood mo3tabar !!
Mezafla6a bas temla el tank !!
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